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Good news come with the bad

2011-09-28T22:53:00.007+08:00

For so long i have talked about stopping sharks finning and whaling , its good to announce that he younger generation has been losing its need for shark's fin soup for weddings as a purpose of stature =) Some studies have showed a slow decrease but non the less STILL a decrease in the demand for shark's fin . Lets hope it stops soon before we lose the few sharks we have left.

Divers used to see Hammerheads int he HUNDREDS but now seeing one or two is counted as lucky
I hear stories from my father of diving in the near shores of Mantanani filled with sharks or every type that you'd piss your pants if you saw it for the first time.
I hear stories of seeing sharks just here in the Tunku Abdul Rahman Park many many years ago.
But all that has become only a memory for the older generation and a dream for the younger. All because of a bowl of soup which provides no nutritional value all in the name to status .
For those who have joined me to stop shark's fin by not drinking it at all THANK YOU for your contributions and keep going =)
For those who have not i wish you would join me along with the new generation who are concious of the world, mercury poisoning doesn't sound too promising to us;)

For the bad , i have recently found out after being out of touch about the diving world for the past year that Manta's and Mobula's are being huntedd to the brink of extinction . Yet another species we seem to wanna kill .
From India to Ecuador, manta and mobula fishing has become big business for fisheries who are selling their gills to be used in soups and traditional Chinese medicine.
It is believed by chinese practitioners that the gills of these rays can help reduce toxinsin the blood by purifying and cooling it , reducing blood temperature and aiding blood circulation. The are also killed by local fisherman to use their fins as bait to catch sharks. Some ever say their fins are to replace shark's fin due to the drastic decrease in shark populations around the world.

WHAT IS WITH US CHINESE AND SOUP THAT CAN HEAL EVERY DAMN THING WE CAN THINK OFF .

Lets put it this way , if it can do what it does? Every person in the world would live past 100 years old . Many people would go ' thats why the chinese population is one of the largest race in the world' . Well thats cause we are sex maniacs . So please lets not get sucked into unproven mindless nonsense .

If i feed you horse cum , i highlight 'in soup form ' does not mean you can run like the horse but i say it can , wil you drink it?

If you drank anything made by my body you;d definitely become awesomeXD but thats a special one in an infinite caseXD
My point is please dont believe everything say so easily especially when it involves the extinction of a vital species =)

Odd time to talk bout this but im home with alot of time . SO till next time tata =)

Renewing the old , carrying on with the new

2011-09-26T20:52:00.006+08:00

The first post in over a year plus , why? I just figured out my username and password XD Im totally bored and free during my holidays now which is why i have found the urge to blog and waste my time overwhelming to the point of trying multiple emails and passwords to get back in here =)

So heres a quick update on the little things that have been going on in my life the past few months to update those faraway .

Trip to Japan with my Mum and most of the Wong clan . It was more of a eateateat , seeseesee, oooo rollercoadter *sits 4 times for fun* , going naked into the hot springs to have sword fights with my cousin kind of trip =) lots of fun with lots of dumb jokes from Tim

A trip to Sipadan right after my exams with my Dad . Awesome trip =)
Saw a sea moth for my first time and managed to go into Sipadan two days in a row =)

I graduated from Institute Sinaran with exceptional grades and lots of good and bad memories =) A full year and a half of devoting my life to being a nerd paid off =)

Stuffing MeiMei into boxes for prom =)

Meet the Prom Queen of 2012 my girlfirend =)

In August i made a trip down to LD and Sandakan with Derek, Apple and Wong Chik Kien which pictures are up on derek's blog at the moment for viewing =) Just an awesome trip with good company and a great tour guides XD
Just to let ya'll know i miss the chau mian and hamzimpeng if thats how u spell it from LD XD and the konlao with dragon balls at simsim and the noodles from pasir putih XD
Michelle Lam i wanna go back baby=(

Oh and did i tell you im a certified Padi Divemaster ;)

SO until i have something to talk about or have wrecked my mind to type something interesting tata =) Don't eat sharks fin cause is till dont ;)

I Know Its Been Long

2010-03-05T22:57:00.002+08:00

HEY!
Hahaha i know its been long but i just havent set aside the time for blogging in this new lifestyle . So currently im studying in Institute Sinaran and well i can say its not fun at all =( i miss high school .
So i have no updates on any diving cause i have already blogged onn msot of the problems i feel should be prevented like SHARKS FINNING and WHALING . so if anyone want to read that just scroll down and go back a few posts . Hope it changes you mind =)

Went paintballing with Alex,Rek,Naz,Kiat,Dus,John,Ivan . ITs was really fun . 2nd time fo rme . got friendly fired by Dunstan so now i have a scar on my right arm due to that . Thanks buddy . lol

People in Institute sinaran are a great mix . Alot are really nice =) meet afew more divers which is good cause its really fun to know there are others out there that enjoy diving as well .

Omg i jus trealised i havent blogged since prom . Thats like 3 months ago hahah!!

So SPM is out this coming thursay! Mixed feeling bout it . Theres that feeling that 'Did i do enough to score' and also at the same time i cant wait for it to come out cause i wanna know how i did and the suspence is killing me XD

I think thats all for today
tatat =)

Its Obvious . We Aint Stupid Cupid .

2009-12-20T17:20:00.002+08:00

Prom well ive got alot to say but so little mood to do it . Im one of those guys who likes to comment on things . Be straight forward most of the time . I know many people may go 'HEY u so smart know how to talk why dont you do it then'! .. Hahahah funny thing is it maybe true . I MAY not be able to do it thats why i don't do it in the first place .

First off all . I had lots of classmates planning this night and you guys did a GREAT JOB =) It was just those one or two who were the rotten apple in a basket full of perfect apples it you get what i mean . I for one felt it was okay i guess .

Never enjoyed formal things .

After party=more fun
Formal things= sit ,talk crap,act old , look like idiot.

I mean id do it once in awhile for those once in a life time special occasion but it just aint my thing .

There is so much more to do outside like outdoor stuff or even party rather than acting old,innocent and 'polite' while eating overpriced food .

I think this post is getting to long and im tired out of my mind from the stayover there WHICH i have had no sleep replacement and have to go diving tomorow .

Just wanted to say

I felt

Some Things

Were

Rigged

Signing out,
Celebesdiver
TOP KILL

Uberownage XD pictures will be in derek's blog OFCOURSE .
Will write more on this ISSUE when i have time =)

Long time no post

2009-12-05T12:06:00.003+08:00

So sorry guys its been a long time before i had a post or a NORMAL post XD I am near to the end of SPM and its getting exciting . Holidays are on its way and a new school with new people(kinda) is up ahead =) Dont you jsut love new begginings XD not new moon ah . NEW BEGININGS XD
Plans for after SPM is very shaky . With guests coming to stay in my house which complicates things and plans that are still on hold . But atleast one thing is for sure ! The plan is confirmed =) This holiday my sisters are coming back so its more of family time maybe . not so sure whats going on but ill take a day at a time XD Chemistry is the last subject for SPM on Tuesday and im abit rusty due to the whole 3 weeks concentrating on the other 9 subjects . My objective scores are back to normal now half way through subjective . Paper 3 is okay 2 =)
Anyways i got to go . How everyone found SPM smooth and good +) tata

Are We That Dumb?

2009-10-30T23:16:00.002+08:00

Are we that dumb? to drive ourselves to the brink of extinction of our species ? Imagine this . When God made all the animals in the world . Imagine the animals we have now is only 5% of the previous numbers of species of animals . What made us different? A little skinny ape with no super hearing , lack of muscles and less athletic than any other animal on Earth . What made us superiors of this world? Its that thing that is in our skull that invented something called the future . We could think logically and realise that what we do no will affect the future . Somewhere along the line or evolution we seem to have forgotten that. We have a tendency to see the future for our work ,how to make the most profit , how to get that girl . But when it comes to the environment we grab whatever we can . We dont think what happens . When people tell us the world will end if we keep doing this all we do is block out the fact that we are driving ourselves to the brink of extinction .

Whales are very low in population
Sharks numbers have declined ATLEAST 90% the past decade with over 100million sharks killed each year
Whalesharks number are declining

We mess up the predators, WE mess up the system .
70% of the oxygen in our air comes from planktons in water did you know that?
Deforestation is not our biggest problem , its the polutions of the sea

Chinese people think drinking sharksfins gives strength and is good for the health because they think sharks cannot get sick.
DO you know sharks canget cancer?
Do you know that eating sharksfin has bad effects on your health rather thatn good? Sharks have mercury due to our polution .

Sharks finning . Stop .

2009-10-25T12:58:00.002+08:00

Sea Sheperd

2009-10-24T12:56:00.002+08:00

I am a total supporter of Sea Sheperd to save the whales . Although their tactics and ways of stopping whale hunting has been questioned to be ethical or not i believe everything they do is for a good reason . Japanese have been killing whales for food consumption although it is banned to eat whales as it is an endangered species such as the Humpback whale and the blue whales especially in the Southern Hemisphere . To undercut the ban on whale hunting Japanese vessels have painted the word RESEARCH on the whaling ships and claim to take up whales for research which actually allowed but they dont research the whale . They harpoon it and say its for research , Transfer it to the processing vessel to be cut into pieces and is sold in markets trhoughout Japan LEGALLY as the ban states that any part of a whales cannot go to waste after being caught for RESEARCH . Humpback whale population have been estimated to be under 40000 from a number of 125000 before whaling began . The Japanese whaling team consists of 5 ships , 2 of which ar harpooning ships , 2 processing ships and 1 storage . The sea sheperds have been intefeering with their whaling acts and have estimated to save about 304 whales .
It stared back in 2007 and by April 2008 they have slaughtered more than 1000 whales .

Many people may say 'Oh well its part of life and humans have to eat ' . 'We kill cows and chickens why isnt that wrong then' / Well
1st thing = can you breed whales smart ass? NO i dont think so ..
2nd thing = Whales are endangered especially humpback and blue whales .
3rd thing= You can breed cows and chicken

People nowadays all people think is 'Oh its part of life we have to live' But yet alot of you dotn realise how your actions affect the ecosystem . some people go ' Oh we need to fish some up ' I agree totally over population is something we have to avoid but we are OVER fishing everything out . people reply 'Oh its part of life' . what logic is that? The world land space was made only to feed 4 billion people but now we have 9 billion people living this earth and the population size is still increasing . if i say ' lets kill 5 billion of you ' would you be happy? NO! you'd go ' THATS INSANE AND HEARTLESS' well thats what you guys are saying for turtle eggs , sharks fin and whales . Screw you .

私達がべきであるものを知っているするか。私達は捕鯨容器にすべての鮫のfinners、カメの卵のcolectorsおよびwhalersを集めるべきで、船にそれらのいまいましい自爆犯を置き、そしてそれらからたわごとを吹く。それはそれらにレッスンを教える。停止捕鯨に私を結合しなさい。私達は絶滅からクジラ、鮫およびカメを救ってもいい。

Stop whaling , sharks finning and turtle egg collecting . We can save the world one step at a time .

Sharks Matter

2009-10-16T21:43:00.002+08:00

I came across this blogger and he stands to amaze me . This is something i feel e all MUST know to change our perspective on sharks . Here is the FOUR things EVERYONE needs to know by Sharkmatter.

http://southernfriedscience.com/2009/05/10/four-things-everyone-needs-to-know-about-sharks/

SO alot maybe lazy to click the link and all so here is part of his post .

1) Sharks do not represent a serious threat to human beings.

Yes, some people have died as a result of shark encounters, and any human death is a tragedy, but it is important to keep in mind the relative risk of a shark attack. Of the over 500 species of sharks worldwide, fewer than a dozen have ever been known to kill a human. In an average year, over 650,000 Americans die as a result of heart disease, giving me a 1 in 5 chance of dying of heart disease in my lifetime. In an average year, over 550,000 Americans die from cancer, giving me a 1 in 7 chance of dying from cancer in my lifetime. In an average year, over 40,000 Americans die in car accidents, giving me a 1 in 84 chance of dying in a car accident in my lifetime. In an average year, 1 American dies from a shark attack, giving me a 1 in 3,748,067 chance of dying from a shark attack in my lifetime.

Again, any human death is a tragedy, but when you have a 1 in 5 chance of dying from heart disease and a 1 in 4 million chance of dying from a shark attack, should we really be so concerned about the threat to us that sharks represent?

Millions of Americans spend time in the oceans each year. Sharks have been evolving incredible sensory systems, part of what makes them such incredible hunters, for over 400 million years. They can also swim a great deal faster than we can. If they wanted to attack humans, a lot more than one American a year would be killed by a shark. Sharks are simply not a serious threat to us.

2) Sharks are important to the health of the oceans.

Without them, many ocean ecosystems, including several that are vital to the economy, are in danger of collapsing. This collapse would have devastating ecological and economic consequences… and some of these consequences have already started to happen. In addition to providing natural selection pressure and allowing only the fittest to survive by preying upon the weakest, sickest, and smallest fish, sharks are also important to marine ecosystems in other ways.

In the Outer Banks of North Carolina, tiger shark populations have declined over 97% since 1972. One of their prey items, the cownose ray, has skyrocketed in population without tiger sharks to eat them. These cownose rays eat scallops… and with so many more rays, the scallop population of the Outer Banks has all but collapsed. This is bad news not only for the numerous other organisms that eat scallops, but also for the thousands of people who used to work as scallop fisherman.

A similar event took place in Tasmania. Massive declines in shark populations led to an increase in octopus populations, since there are so many fewer sharks preying on them. These octopus eat, among other things, Tasmanian rock lobsters. The Tasmanian rock lobster fishery is now almost completely gone.

A more complex shark decline related ecosystem destabilization, this one taking place in coral reefs, has led to a decrease in algae-grazing parrotfish populations… and a huge increase in algae. Algae in the Caribbean is starting to take over reefs, killing coral. Coral reefs are home to thousands of unique species of fish and invertebrates, and they generate billions in ecotourism dollars worldwide. This algae takeover is one of the biggest threats facing coral reefs, and food chain destabilization as a result of shark population declines is one of the biggest causes of algae takeover. Losses of sharks are directly related to the destruction of coral reefs.

3) Sharks are in serious trouble.

Many shark species have declined in population over 90% in the last 25 years.

Bycatch is one of the biggest threats facing sharks. While fishing for other species, sharks are caught by accident and are killed.

Another major threat facing sharks is finning. Sharks of many species are caught, their fins are cut off, and the still-living rest of the shark (far less valuable than the fin) is dumped overboard to bleed to death or drown. This brutal and unsustainable practice provides material for shark fin soup, a Chinese delicacy associated with celebration. The fins, which are made of cartilage, add absolutely no flavor or nutritional value whatsoever to the soup. By some estimates, over 100 million sharks a year are killed for their fins.

4)Human beings are better off with sharks than we are without sharks, and we are in danger of losing them forever… but you can help!

The absolute most important thing that you can do to help, you are already doing just by reading this. Learn all you can about sharks, their ecological and economic importance, and the threats they face. Pass on what you have learned to others. Public education will help far more sharks than these guys ever will. The more people that know about this, the better off sharks will be!

I hope this helps to change your prespective on sharks . They are magnificent creatures and need to be conserved =) Stop the finning . Say no to sharks fin .

Indonesia

2009-10-02T23:57:00.002+08:00

Watch the vids alot of you guys may like it and maybe interested to learn to dive =)
Although know for its abundance of seafood its reefs and sea life still lives to amaze me . It brings a smile to my face that there is still reefs out there that seem untouched and are worthy to compete with Sipadan .
Indonesia is my next destination i wish to go to =)
From small creatures or macro diving to large creatures such as whale sharks Indonesia has it all =)

I hope i get to go there soon =) before the reefs are bombed and sea life fished out for dinner plates =)

Got My Tan

2009-09-22T20:12:00.012+08:00

It was an all in all 22 hours spent on driving and another 2 hours spent on the boat ride in and out and it was worth it . I saw many new things even just by walking by the beach when it was low tide . Even saw blue-spotted octopus . Poisonous but a beautiful creature . There was also a Solar nudibranch supposedly rare . We had a barbeque 2/3 of the nights we were there . Lamb , Steak and lots more totally delicious . During the three dives i saw afew new things like a Solar nudibranch , snowflake moray ,purple stonefish and many more . HEre are some pictures .

Blue-ringed octopus . Rated one of the most venomous creatures in the world . Weighs an average of only 55g . There is no anti-venom if you get stung by this little creature .

Snowflake moray . Family of the moray eel and a hardy creature .

Cleaning shrimp in an anemone

The other pics are really big in size and take 2 long so i will upload them some other time .

Some pics i took myself . Hope you guys like it . Not really good with the camera cause this is my first time trying all these kind of shots so yea enjoy .

Pom Pom island

2009-09-18T12:16:00.004+08:00

Good bye city
Im heading back to Pom Pom island early tomorrow morning at 4. This is my third time there and this time there is a catch . We are driving there 0.o hahah
Its a drive through Sandakan and Lahad Datu to the last stop Sempourna where we will take the boat to the island . Im going in with the owner David Goh , My father Anthony Wong and my uncle Yam . This time Ah Pin or Daniel is not there so im guessing there are afew changes around the resort . Cant wait to get there XD

So for those who dont know Pom Pom again i explain it is an island off Sempourna just 15 minutes a away from Mataking and maybe 45 minutes to Bunaken island which is already in indonesia . So its a beautiful palce both for diving and just relaxing so im going to leave you guys with some pictures before i end this post =) Reception there is crap so any messages or calls i will try my best to reply if not i will reply you as soon as i get off the island . See you =) Ill be back on tuesday evening .
One more thing
I bought new Green Rip Curl slippers XD heheh yea i know weird colour but i wanted to try something different :P

Its A Lifestyle

Trials are over and excel is licking ym shoes

2009-09-15T19:41:00.002+08:00

I just got back from a weekend at the Zen garden up in Kundasang . It was an okay trip with the Wong Clan (fathers side family) . HEre are some pics

SO excels are going on and i dont really care for it cause its not going in ym report card or affecting my spm . Im aiming for the light at the end of the tunnel and not work for some light from a torchlight . Anyways this saturday im going back to

*drumrolls*

PomPom island!!!
This time im going by car to Sempurna so that would take like 8 hours minimum =S leaving this saturday and coming back on tuesday evening =)

The Girl Who SIlenced The World For 5 Minutes

2009-09-05T13:24:00.000+08:00

Simple man

2009-08-28T22:05:00.002+08:00

The week has been long and tiresome but i hope it will pay off . Tomorow will be my outing day of escape from the room chair which i believe i am getting fat on and go out with lex and rek for some MAN food and MAN time XD heheh and also to cut my hair cuz its all thick and long in the middle XD

I totally miss diving . So many things to do so little time .
-Rescue Diving course
-Driving course
-SPM

Lol
anyways i have nothing to talk about as usual so here are some pics XD

manta ray

pilot whales

2 Faced And Thrown Away

2009-08-14T12:47:00.002+08:00

Never knew some people could just forget you or not care for you for weeks in just a flash . I believe its one sided . Imbalanced . Takes too much effort . I am tired and bored of being last on peoples list . Enough is enough .

The week has been quite odd but a great change for me =) something to awaken me to m surrounding environment and take my mind of the very recent past . Totally have nothing much to say =P

I joined the school Rubik's Cube competition and got number one
36.94 seconds =)
My fastest ever !

Proud of myself XD

I Got To Go
Tuition in the afternoon cause tonight have a wedding to attend along with tomorrow . =)
tata

Installation

2009-08-09T11:57:00.002+08:00

It was well.

BORING ..

I dont understand why would people pay to go EVERY year =.= There were alot of underage people . As in not upperform which did not make the party as exclusive as it used to be . Not one to complain but well i wouldnt go back . Good thing its my first and last year there . Alot of people i bet went for 'popularity' and all that . Waste of time to go when everyone is going to make friends with the suposed 'popular' kids ............ The pressure of high school on some people . Just annoyes me sometimes .

So i was the most underdressed . Why?
Everyone was wearing formal shoes with long sleeve button shirt with a jacket and formal pants . Some even a semi tuxedo .
I went in long sleeved button shirt with jeans and sneakers . Ahuh . you cant look any better than that ;p

Did not take much pics . Did not really feel like it . Finished at 11 ish and went to upperstar fr half an hour or so ....
Conclusion: It was quite bad

So

Goodbye to
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FRANCESCA YONG
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Gonna miss you couz. Hope you have a blast in Florida.

tata

Fine China {late update}

2009-08-08T17:32:00.003+08:00

Here are some pic spams . I know i haven't been updating much but i just have nothing to talk about . Installation is tonight so i might have something to say tomorrow or something . So i deleted my last post because i decided not to bombarded some people as its just not worth my blog space . That's how insignificant some people are . Here are some pics .

Chicken Balls

2009-07-25T13:23:00.002+08:00

Ujian Setara is next week and i have been studying but i feel its a waste of my time . Why? Well its an hour each test and well its not the whole real paper so why put us trough the stress of wasting our weekend to study crap? All Saints YOU SUCK ..... From the stupid ass wasting my time rules to the teachers . When i put up my hair you guys cut it . When i put it down Cynthia threaten to demerit me cause liek there are those wild hair sticking out . Cynthia u are an idiot . its alread good enough i show you guys face and respect put my hair down and now you threatenme of demeriting me =.= STUPID . NVm next time when its after SPM ill grow my moehawk so long and sharp and when i come back to take my YEar Book or SPM results i will poke Lorna Mathew,Puan Yue And Cynthias eyes out wiht my Sexy moehawk . lets see wat you do when i make you blind.

Anyways i gtg . Back to studying to replace the time im gonna use up at Blue Note so yea tata . good luck in the tests guys.

I Am So Red It Is So Not Funny

2009-07-19T20:06:00.003+08:00

Today was an awesome day!
Went on my uncle's speedboat from Sutera Harbour . Went with Cesca,Andrew,Ben Nair,Ben Tan ,Eric and Jonathan Ngu .

Funfunfun.

Went for the chuk kin mien if that is how u spell it in lintas . Don't really care how it is spelt it jsut taste good even though one goes there alot . Sat in Ben Nairs Subaru again and i have to say it has REALLY good acceleration and handling . Beautiful car dude .
Went lazing around at deserted beaches and wakeboarding before hading to Mamutik for BBQ . Dude Eric cooks the best Lamb and sausages . Secret marination with so little ingredients . There was a a storm RIGHT when we finish packing our things in the boat so out timing couldn't have been more perfect . Good day . Good weather . My face is TOTALLY RED . It does not hurt but its jsut RED . And i think i am darker tan before XD

Neways i gt to go back to school tomorow whihc i totally am not looking forward to after such a good but tiring weekend . Gtg. GOing to hit the hays early today .
Till nwxt time .

Haunting me

2009-07-18T23:55:00.002+08:00

So i ran 7k run right after tuition and my aim was 35 minutes as set by my sister =)
BUT! in the beginning the little kids and everyone was walking BLOCKING the stupid way! so me and alex lost almost 5 minutes trying to squeeze through those idiots and the final time i finished is?!
40 MINUTES!!
Im pissy bout this .....

Anyways
After that i went for a birthday party .
Happy birthday Eddie! =)

50 dives

2009-07-17T16:08:00.003+08:00

This might be a little late but i have logged 50 dives =) Not bad in a time interval of almost 2 years =) so HAPPY 50th dive for me ! XD i have nothing to post :p

Here i will help promote my friends event =)

FREE ENTRY- Fine China back at Blue Note on Saturday , 25th July .Call Velinda for Table bookings and drink Specials at 0168025977.

So Fine China is a family friend of mine and is an awesome Deejay so i hope some of you guys will go and have a blast =)

(Picture from Fine China group on facebook)

What A Stupid Country

2009-07-03T21:48:00.002+08:00

As most of you people already know i have been so inconveniently chosen for Nasional Service . What a bummer . What a waste of time .
Another scam just for the government to scam tax payers money to put more money in their pockets and up their butts . Even with the credit crunch and all countries are cutting down spending our country seems to spend its money so stupidly on a 3 month Nasional Service which is totally no use . MOREOVER NS is under a private sector (more money can be absorbed) .
Is our nation so blind that even corruption and over expenditure is not seen? Is our nation so driven by money and corruption that there is not a single politician out there that is ACTUALLY doing the right thing? Stupid . I do not mind going i can assure you . Im an outgoing guy and well abit of marching and kayaking aint going to kill me . Its the TIMING . 1st Batch is in December? How stupid is that! we finish our SPM and soon enough we have to rush to stupid papar or Kinarut to get out heads shaved and shouted at by Generals whos brains are no bigger than ours? What kind of sistem is that . I aint happy i can assure you . Why might you say?

People and politicians of Malaysia.
Do You Really Think That Putting Us Into Nasional Service Would Make Us ,Especially Me, Protect Your Country When Someone Attacks Us?
I wouldnt . It may be cruel to leave the country i live in to perrish but think about it . What good has this country brought me? Only racism and discrimination is all they emphasize on . and they arrest those who are rasist . Hypocrites!

Fact:(people who were chosen for NS)
The first class of SM ALL SAINTS 2009 (5A)
Chinese 10-20
Malays 0

The second class of SM ALL SAINTS 2009 (5B)
Chinese 10-20
Malays 1

The third class of SM ALL SAINTS 2009(5c)
Chinese 10-20
Malays 1

I am not being racist . This i can assure you . I am NOT being racist , These numbers are true . plus or minus one . I didnt put in indians cause well there arent any in the top 3 classes that i know off.

What does this show? Is the selection of students for PLKN really random? My Foot.
I mean im not racist and i treat eveyone the same but this? This is just 2 far . Get what i mean? Reasons why i want to move out . £$%^& this place .

Sundays

2009-06-28T21:04:00.003+08:00

Went to the island with my sista n Robert . Sat ont he flying fish agen and it was alot funner this time cause it went like 90 degrees for a whole 15 minutes if i am not mistaken . I think the boat man liekd us and wanted to make us fall XD Stuck at home cause of school tomorrow. Sucks . Totally . I think i might be abit darker than i was so ill let you guys be the judge of that XD

I hereby declare that I , Joshua Wong, is unstopable as he has finished the MEGAMINX without any help from youtube or whatsoever . WHO THE MAN!

Miss Ngu's Star

Its Party On A Weekend And It Hasn't Stopped

2009-06-28T07:46:00.002+08:00

My dad came back from China and he got me a 32gb pendrive =) AND he got me
*drumrolls*
Megaminx!
Thats another tick off my wishlist =) THANKS DAD!

My sister came back 2 and brought a friend , Robert , who is going to be here for a week .
Yesterday we went jogging in the morning at Bukit Pagang and also climnbed the hill .
We also went to the museum to bring Robert and also i wanted to see the Whale bones . ITS HUGE!
Then after lunch we went sailing on our boat =) It was fun but coming back was a problem cause the wind died Xd
At night it was dinner at Nishiki with the family and then we moved on to Yaught Club to mingle with the aunts and uncles for awhile then we moved on to Shamrock for some Rugby with Ben Nair they all and soon after BarSu .
Going to the island now . Ill blog bout that later . Bubye.
*Wished you could have come

Dreams . Are They True? Are Theye Trying To Tell Me Something?

2009-06-21T10:55:00.003+08:00

Weird aint it how dreams sometimes become a reality =) Have you ever wondered why those nightmares never come through? I have had the same perfect dream for almost a year now ofcourse not daily moreover last night it joined with marine life . I know werid after last nights post but somehow the dream makes me happy =) i think Derek knows what i always dream about . its somethign i cant control . Weird aint it . But i feel much better than last night cause of the dream =)
Dreams are what most of us look forward 2 and hopefully all our dreams come through =)

P.s : if youc ant read the title cause its 2 long . it says

It's Not About The Times We Breathe
It's About The Times That Take Our Breath Away.
Dive

Oddly Emo

2009-06-20T23:48:00.002+08:00

I realise i regret my past and i cant let go of it nor forget it . I wish i did things differently . I wish i didnt ruin the chance i had with people. I wish well i did not meet come people which ruined everything . How can i forget something i still dwell in . How can i forget something that still seems to be a part of me. How can i make it up to u people? How can i fix back the wrongs i have done and get back what i treasured so much . Would it make my future today a better place or would it end me up somewhere else? So many people go . Oh forget about the past . The future holds you life .
But if the future holds my life if i did somethign different in my past would my future be better? Would i end up with the right person? The right job? The person issue has haunted me over and over whether i did the right thing or not and why do i regret it NOW? The job issue just scares me to think off. Day after day people ask me what job i want to do in my future . Well technically i usually answer 'somethign tod o with my hands , water,makes money,good family,sports car' all of which seem to be a lot to ask for but it is VERY possible . i am torn between two parts of my future which id so lvoe it to be one . EASY LIFE-WAHT I LOVE . It seems both dont go well which each other . Ofcourse an easy life would mean i can do what i love AND i TOTALLY agree. But i cant help to think that when i get into UNI maybe id just not wan to study without conciously knowing cause its not really something i always wanted to do . But yet my mind tells me IT is the right choice and IT IS THE RIGHT CHOICE but yet my mind wanders everyday whether id be happier on the otherside of the fence . These two questions constantly ring in my mind .. i know my mind knows the answer but my concious seems to think otherwise ..

Gunz

2009-06-20T00:01:00.003+08:00

So today is a good day for me as well im in good shape in gunz . My swords seems to ahve improved and i am happy with myself =) i killed keng 8-2 when he used only pistols then when he brought his sg it went to 13-11 so yea its a good day fr me . Plus i killed Alex once or twice WITH the help of my buddy KENG XD Happy and good day for me . Although later i went to a free channel 1 room and some people kept calling me a sword noob altough i killed them well MULTIPLE times with DBF . Even after afew kills they still dont get the poiunt that they jsut suck and they find excuses like OH UR LAGGING when they are lagging to me and also OH YOU SUCk when i killed them jsut with a sword and they used guns =.= Why do people in this world have no shame? wat to do .... these peoples egos must be brought down whether in real life or games . It would amke the world a more peaceful , carefree, free of asswhipes and less bullcrap =) so anyways that all i wanted to say that my Gunz today seemed to be better than normal =) nitez guys . Love ya .

PS: please click on advertisement if possible or if ur kind to make me some money =P

Whaling sickens me .

2009-06-19T17:05:00.002+08:00

School starts

2009-06-14T14:57:00.002+08:00

I dont want to go to school!!
Lazy to blog . Have fun XD see ya babes tomorow ..
Im gonna miss my smooth stressless face
The time i went diving
Sleeping late and waking up late .

How i want life to come to a halt . But school is tomorow and we have to face it.

Panorama

2009-06-13T00:00:00.003+08:00

As you an see i actually figured out how people make the long strip of pictures thingy . I know it needs to be perfected but hey i suck at these kind of things so CLAPS for me XD The past few days for me have been erh UNproductive . Maybe it has been just that i have not been doing what i wanted to do the whole holiday . Obviously it is diving XD I finished and binded my Add Math folio already . YAY! So i have nothing to talk about today . And i dont want to go on about what i did the whole day cause well thats just BORING! moreover i cant find anythign that can top my last post which is ADAM LAMBERT IS GAY xD

So here is a vid or two of underwater scba diving in hope to interest some of my friends to take up diving as a hobby or jsut try it out =) Diving makes me happy and id like my friends to feel that happiness and share it with me =) so for those who dont knwo what you can see under there well here are short clips so very MINIMAL of the spectacular things found underwater only at ONE dive resort which is Layang layang . Enjoy =)

This is a whale shark . Beautiful creature . Some of them come to Kota Kinabalu waters once a year around March . Yet to see one =)

Adam Lambert is gay! HAHAHAH

2009-06-11T17:27:00.002+08:00

I know i jsut updated jsut now but who cares i got something to say and im going to make it load .

Adam Lambert is Gay!

It Came Out From His Own Mouth In An Interview With Rolling Stones.

Go read the newspaper. He admits to even making out with guys and that it should not be a surprise to others because he has been gay for some time . He even said he liked Kris Allen . What a homo .

For all those Adam Lambert fans who i said he was gay and you went
No he is not! He just dresses like a rocker . He is cool !

Well im sorry to say it to you but .
I TOLD YOU SO

ADAM LAMBERT IS GAY!

And you guys just got OWNED XD

Angels and Demons

2009-06-11T16:05:00.002+08:00

For months i have been waiting to watch it . My long wait has ended . With the help of RM10 for 3 DVD's i have satisfied myself by watching . So this is what i thought about it and those of you who havent watched it and dont want me to spoil it for you (Derek) i suggest you dont read this post until you have =)

The movie was AWESOME! Sheer genius i believe! I have read the book and well they cut out alot of parts from it . Even important characters and twist of the story but still i LOVED it! Tho they should have put in the line 'Smells Like Heaven Burns Like Hell' as it is written in the book when they saw the candles which he burned himself with .

So many of you i believe who read the book are well dissapointed . Most of us usually are as they cut parts out and this spesific time even a character! Well you shouldnt be Angels and Demons lovers . Why might you say that? How to you expect a director to fit such a MAGNIFICANT book filled with SO MANY TWISTS into a 2 hour movie . ITS IMPOSSIBLE! Alot may go . Why not make the movie longer ? Atleast 3 hours? Id pay to go watch that .
Well you have to think of the amount of money needed to spend to make that extra hour of movie . The movie business isnt jsut about pleasing you guys . Its about making money to support the workers living . The director has to balance both pleasing you and helping his workers put food ont he table for them . Its a hard job .

The absence of Kohler was a bummer i know but yet the director managed to twist the story just abit more to substitute another small but yet fitting character into his place . Sheer genius i tell you . The beggining was a cut short version of the story book buy hey the book version was long and well i think it would take up the whole 2 hours JUST for the beginning .

There is only ONE thing i did not like about the movie . I was devastated when Robert Langdon did not hook up with Vittoria . That was well dissapointing as every ending to EVERY Dan Brown book has a HOOKING UP ending which gives it its special twist .

So what im trying to say is that people do not be dissapointed int he movie cause well because of all the reasons i just gave you =) it might not change your perspective on the movie but atleast i tried =)

I really believe it was a good movie hope you guys did 2 =)
*Although 5 minutes of the show was in french with french subtiteles . I cant complain cause well thats what ya get for being cheap XD

I got Terminator Salvation and well the 17 movie Zac was in . I wasnt going to watch it as well i dont like ... Well i know you guys might hate me for this but .. I dislike High School Musical ... THUS disliking Zac... but i bought it cause well it was RM 10 for 3 and i didnt know waht other movie to pick or that my dad already had .

Anyways . I got to go do nothing . This week has been a bummer as compared to last week but im a lucky boy . Missing Diving tho .

Shark

2009-06-09T15:05:00.003+08:00

I know this might just be weird but hey as i told you im really interested in sharks as compared to other sea creatures except manta rays and afew others XD so here are vids id love to share wiht you .

This is a hexanchus sharks . Rare finding ats its real huge . For more info go to wikipedia and look it up .

This one is abit weirder . ITs called a mega mouth sharks . Suposed to be a one in a bilionth chance of sighting . Its the first footage taken by the navy on a megamouth .

Back and still packed

2009-06-08T21:42:00.003+08:00

Holy Crap
Its been a week passed and i already am exhausted! Lack of sleep and lost of time running around and making jokes . There are 6 days mor to the holidays and well it does not look like anything is going to slow down for me anytimes soon .

Video Project
Tuitions
Additional Math project
Chemistry homework

I want to go diving just for a day in Kota Kinabalu but i cant find any free day anymore =.= What a hell hole we live in . Im packed everyday and i aint liking it . Dudes the cyber plannign don't ask me . Im not planning it cause im to tired and exhausted to start messaging all of you and all so like ask Someone else . Not me .

So anyways .
Youth camp was good . I enjoyed the company i had throughout the camp . Thanks to Adrian Ling he locked us out of the room with the key in the room even before the sessions started XD
I cant say mcuh cause well its hard to describe the camp . No pictures will be uploaded as i did not take any =)

Mantanani Hangover

2009-06-06T02:15:00.002+08:00

Im darn ass tired from the trip and missing it both at the same time . I slept at 10 last night suprising for me who would usually Gunz with Derek and Alex till midnight atleast . THe reason is well i di not slepe much during the trip . " much fun and i had little time to enjoy it and no time to lose . This morning my mum woke me up off all the days . The day i could sleep the most she woke me up .
Bummer
I went for tuition reluctantly as i owuld have rather gone to for lunch with Billy they all but oh well life is life . As i came back from tuition at 4.30 i went back to sleep . Tired i am .

At night i went to my cousins birthday dinner . Soon headed to Rumba to clelebrate with the younger people

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KERRY YONG!

What im saying is im still tired from the Mantanani trip and well im leaving tomorrow again for the Youth camp . Honestly i aint looking forward to it . Its not in my top 10 list of things i wanted to do during the holidays but oh well i paid for it and well im going . There goes 3 days . I knwo cruel to say i don't want to go for youth camp and get closer to God and all but this holiday im packed up and there are other things that i want to do which i cant do during school days .
Examples:
Diving
Movies
Island
Sailing
Lunch with friends
And yes i do choose those over youth camp cause i can get closer to God during weekends . I cant do those things very often during weekends cause well everyone is always busy . Why did i even sign up for it in the first place . Maybe i just wanted to stay closer but i wouldnt bet on it . Oh well . Here comes a lonely 3 days of smilling and small talk as i cant click with no one in church i'll be honest with you . Its not that they arent cool its just no sparks or something i dont know .
I WANT TO GO BACK TO MANTANANI
AWAY FROM THE CITY
BACK THERE WITH FRIENDS
BACK THERE WITH DIVING
I MISS MANTANANI
I MISS YOU GUYS

Its 2.30 right now and well i got to go to bed soon i guess... Havent packed finish . Goodbye guys . See ya in 3 days or so . MEssage me . I'd be bored anyways .

Mantanani Craze

2009-06-04T17:57:00.007+08:00

I just got back from Mantanani and i had a blast!

For those who do not know Mantanani is an island juse of Kota Belud which is an hour and a half drive and another half an hour boat ride from KK .

I went with Brenda , Billy , Kah Mei , Brandon , Cham and Eddie (Goku) XD

It was a really funny and eenjoyable trip . There was this 2 guys who i thought were a gay couple but it turned out they were doctor friends from Kuching . Quite nice people from the short conversations i had with them .

And if you ahvent realised i marked somethign off my wishlist / See A Marble Ray

Back to the trip .
Brenda's friedns are really funny!
The trip was filled with Gayness .
I couldn't stop laughing at the lame jokes that they made including Goku XD

1st time
*3 in the morning
Goku : (translation from chinese to english) * Switches on the light in the room when everyone is sleeping* WAH! VERY COLD VERY COLD ! *Makes sex sounds while standing up with his hands in his shirt due to coldness *

Everyone: *BLurr* Switch off the aircon laaaaa.... (half asleep)

Goku : Erhhhh . erhhhhh . Dont want la . Goodnight. *Switch of light and goes back to sleep*

2nd time
*Not sure what time
Goku: *Switch on light*

Everyone : WOI! Close the light!

Goku: Hahahah wo yao qu xiao bian! *Walks to the toilet and pisses* *walks out lies down then swithces of the light*

I know like this it does not seem funny but in realy life it really is XD I cant explain the faces and his actions that jsut made it that funny hahahaah .

I did 5 dives but all the other

All the othere teenagers did not dive cause they dont know how to so they kayaked .

So here are some pictures . I dont know how to explain the trip mroe so yea .

Brenda and I (on the way back to Kota Belud)

Eddie(Goku) Hes funny XD

Brenda, Billy The Cutest as he wrote in my handphone and I

Random picture they decided to take
Goku,Billy,Me,Brandon,Cham

Me and Brandon
*Kah Mei and Billy as Kalefei

Word of the day
Ta nainai

We Made The Island Sexy

2009-06-01T17:30:00.006+08:00

Yesterday Derek , Alex and I went to Manukan for an island trip . There was one twist to it . We went with the whole Wong clan which i think Derek felt weird about it but got the hang of it XD

We took the motorboat there and went snorkeling . Alex got scratched on his leg cause he hit a coral so we stopped . There wasn't much to see anyways . We got bored and all and decided

HEY LETS GO HIKING UP THE 1.5 KM TRACk .

Some how we all agreed so me made our way up the track and ended up at Sunset Point which was not of any use to us cause we were all straight guys and well it was in the morning . So there we saw this other road leading down to where i could hear the sea . I know lame but i suddenly thought of The Road Not Taken novel XD i said lets go down there as it seemed shorter but hey they didn't agree but somehow we went down that road . The view was GREAT so i thought

HEY I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE

WE started walking and we then realised we were walking around the WHOLE island on slipper rocks with moss and lots of random rubbish like well everything including a washing machine .
We stumbled on a patch of beach which was real nice but there was already a couple there
Alone With Their Things On The Floor Holding Each Other Intimately Giving Us The Why Are You Here Look *Faham Faham la*

So we left them be and continued walking. It took us almost 2 hours to get back to the island main area =.= so anyways we had lunch and then we saw my dads sail boat approaching .

We started swimming out and Lorraine and Sara was there with the dad on their motorboat. My dad sailed straight to the island preventing us from getting on the boat XD

WE sat around talked and then we sailed back to Yaught club
Alex,Derek,Sara,Lorraine,Dad,Uncle ,Me
It was good. Really hot tho but THANK GOD there was wind =)
Well that's as much as i can explain.
Pictures can be seen at Derek's blog .

Will not update till Friday or probably next week cause going to
Mantanani from Tuesday till Thursday

Youth Camp from Saturday to Monday

No title

2009-05-30T00:51:00.003+08:00

What a stirr int he weekend . Hope i can get it fixed by tomorow . SO plans for hoolidays .

Sat-Cyber
Sun-Maybe Sailing and Island And sleepover
Mon-Sleepover still
Tue-Fri Mantanani
Sat-Mon-Youth camp
Tues-empty
Wed-Cyber i think
Thurs to Sun still empty .

so here is a vid .

Gunz!

2009-05-24T00:06:00.000+08:00

I knwo its in the middle of the exams but hey u gotta relax if not the mind wont work properly. Well thats for me . i work like crap under stress but work perfectly normal and good if i am not . This year however has not been so STRESSLESS so like yea .

so about the title

I can DBF!!
wohoooooo

yea i know its easy but hey for a guy like me who usually plays spray and aim rather than skill its a miracle i can actually dbf XD

So thats all i wanted to say . NItez

New pic

2009-05-23T00:15:00.002+08:00

So my i ahve changed my header yet AGAIN but this time its a picture that has meaning . Alot better than me looking like im pissing on the school field eh XD So its been a long week with my limit over the top and my brains fried. Yet again we all ahve to go through it again next week moreover it is BIO SEJ ADD MATH PMORAl. SEj is a whole bunch of bullcrap that teaches to go against the British and in the end either die or lose and end up saying OH ATLEAST HE SHOWED PERPADUAN AND TAAT KEPADA NEGARA =.= just to cover up the stupidity of their so called tokohs . Nevermind . I dont want to comment anymore. Pmoral . ALSO BULLCRAP . so next week i shall knight it THE BULLCRAP WEEk . But i managed to get through this week in one piece and i intend to do it agains just one more time for the holidays .

So my palns for the holidays are . ANGELS AND DEMONS . TERMINATOR.CYBER.DIVING.ISLAND. MORE SLEEP.

Very simple and yet makes it a perfect holiday XD theres church camp 2 so like yea .
Im going to bed . Its a long day tomorow and soon after.
Till then
DOnt blow your brains out studying .

Funyn happening of the day
Oliva takes the crumpled paper ball which hits her and throws it away .

How Kiat:Oh take the paper nevermind got MORE .

Takes another paper which apears from no where and crumples it and starts playing badminton with me .

Paper hits Winnie who trhows it aways .

How Kiat : Got More! takes another paper out from the drawer and makes a ball yet again .

Olivia with a pissy look takes the ball and all the paper in the drawer .

How Kiat : NEVERMIND . I GOT ENDLESS SUPPLY ONE.

Pulls off the cover of his table and takes another paper to play badminton with hands and a paper ball XD

Sharks

2009-05-16T13:46:00.004+08:00

Im a diving
A very enthusiastic diver .
What i love about the sea is that is jsut BEAUTIFUL
and the sea animal which most amazes me is sharks.

I remember i was at Sipadan once diving at baracuda point if i am not mistaken . I was staring at a White tip reef shark . It looks so calm . So smooth swimming in the sea . Soon after i didnt realise that i had gone down to 33 meters when the maximum depth was only 25 .

So anyways what im trying to say is . I ahve decided to stop eating sharks fins. Eventhough the amount i eat is at the very minimal which is like once a year . I have decided to stop cause it really is unhuman like to purposely slaughter such a beautiful sea creature jsut for the the taste in soup when actually the sharks fin does not give the soup its taste . Its waht you cook with it that matters . What changed my mind are these pictures . So i hope some of u would consider stopping to . over 100million sharks are killed for sharks fins in a year or so . It has lived for over 490 million years and control two thirds of the world .

Pictures are from http://saltwaterpeople.blogspot.com/

I have done my part to save the sharks . Hope others would 2 =)

China is the way

2009-05-15T21:31:00.002+08:00

For years we have heard people tell us Made In China products are bad or sucky and easily break . moreover things made in China are as we claim 'not safe' . It always annoys me to hear peopla say
' China product not good ' or 'China product dangerous'. Maybe SOmetimes its true but usually it is not . I can totally prove China products own your life whether you knwo it or not .

If you have an Ipod take it out . Now hold it in your hand and what you would think is 'Its made in America or in Europe cause its such a good item correct?'
WRONG

Look behind your ipod and read what it says .
serial number ...........
Designed by Apple in California Assembled in China

Hahah i bet you thought your ipods were made by orang puteh eh XD

China products rule the world.
From clothes
To furniture
To food
To cars
To equipment .

Everyone want s to cut cost and make more money from their products so what do they do? Make it in China . Bring it back to their country and label it as theirs . How cool is that XD

Everyone

Take out you branded clothes

Quicksilver
Roxy
Body Glove
Billabong
Extreme

and many other brands
think about how much you payed for it .
Rm 70 for slippers in Quicksilver?
Look where all of it is made on the tags.
MADE IN CHINA

There is even a special brand of Fender made in China
Squire Fender if thats how you spell it .

Hahah funny aint it how the most expensive of clothes that feel the best still come from the same palce that we love to insult .

We cant help it . China can make and replicate anything . From the Iphone to even your underwear.
Anything You Name It China Makes It.

90% of you product you ahve has either been made in China or atleast passed through China .
How do you avoid it? You cant :p its a way of life XD

So anyways . I realised my phona can take pictures quite well i guess so here are some pics of the cube and stuff . I used macro as LOVED to be used by derek to focus on the cube casue if not it looks really blurr . SO yea

Sorry if pics are shitty . Phone camera =.=
till next time
tata

Out of place

2009-05-10T21:32:00.002+08:00

I jsut realised .
Ive been losing myself the past week or so
I dont know why
I let myself wander
Somethings are still left uncertain maybe for a while more
But id like to take this opportunity to say
Sorry
If i havent been myself
Or for some people i havent been very close the past week or so
I ask for forgiveness
Dont know why it happened
Just happened.

neways

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

im going to bed .

Cool but busy week

2009-05-09T23:04:00.002+08:00

Its been another week going by and the exams are around the corner
OMG
I always used to ahve that umph to study but this year its been jsut a forceful action i dont know why . Maybe its caused by all the pestering of SPM year that i jsut dont ahve the mood for it . But oh well life is life.

So my dad came back from China yesterday and he bought me
7x7x7 rubiks cube. YEs and i am gonna try finish it after the exams .
He also bought me the new on from Rubiks
Its called Rubiks 360 . Which is supose to be the in and latest puzzle .
WHICH i solved in 5 minutes after getting it =.= what a puzzle it was .
My dad also bought me an Iphone . Trying out now so yea.
My dad bought lots of ther things to for himself XD

THANKS DAD!

So anyways pictures of the 7x7x7 and 360 will be out soon . But just for a mind picture. Any of u seen a 5x5x5? imagine it 7x7x7 XD
neways gtg
Till next time

tag

2009-05-03T20:48:00.002+08:00

Tagged by Sunny

1 Derek
2 Kimberley
3 How Kiat
4 Nazri
5 Daphne
6 Stephanie Liau
7 Stephanie Wong
8 Apple
9 Miah
10 Dunstan

Who is number 2 having relationship with?

-No one

Is 3 a female/male?

-Female XD

If 7 and 10 get together , will that be a good thing?

- Doubt it

What is number 1 studying about?

-Pure Science and the art of Gay (jk)

Is number 4 single?

-I think so

Say something about number 5

-Spoilt,Rich,White,NOt as awesome as me =P

What do you think of number 4 & 6 together?

-That would be random

Describe number 9.

-Old friend . Cool guy

What will you do if 6 & 7 fight?

-Impossible . Steph wong is in Australia

Do you like number 8?

-K sis

Random .
Had nothign to psot up so did this tag from sunny. bubye

Exams

2009-05-02T13:00:00.002+08:00

Exams are near and all the hate comes back into my mind .
Who in the world just had to make exams .
Moreover why does the stupid Indian Lorna make us sit for so many exams .
Do you not know you stress us underage teenagers out more than we need?
Do you know that all your stupid teachers are doing is putting the exams far harder than our standards making us always worried what would come out .
Condemning us students into a world of fear , stress , disapointment, failure . Making us hate studying . Making us hate to study for the future.
What generation are you trying to make . A generation that is better than the current one is a good goal but pushing the students to the limit is not the way.
You say work is harder than high school and ask us to enjoy high school as its the best of your years but yet i for one have such tight schedules that i feel i dont enjoy ANY aspect of my lfie anymore compared to my younger days . SO few moments like parties and diving puts that genuine smile to my face which happens so seldom now adays .
I am not surprised the number or teenage smokers as Lorna said is a big problem .
Hell im not surprised id students start sniffing JENKEM.
More than 6 school exams
Peka
Spm Porjects
Oral
Spm exams
Piling of Homework
Tuition
Parents reminding me SPM is near.

ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
And if i blow up anytime soon
I wouldnt be surprised
I hate stress
I hate studying
I hate not being able to go out
I hate not being able to just watch tv without thinking that exams are tomorow
I hate everything about studying

Jokes

2009-05-01T23:48:00.001+08:00

so im in a pissy mood now for certain reasons so ill post up some jokes =)

joke 1:Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

Joke 2 :0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Passed but in a dilema

2009-04-30T22:58:00.006+08:00

I havent blogged for the whole week since Cavan's birthday so here we go .

School had this anti-drung thing the whole week which sucked .
Pengetua goes up and starts saying that smoking leads to drugs which leads to murder . 0.o
and she EXPHASIZED on smoking during drug week . Why dont you make ANTi smoking week=.=

So here is the logic
She said kids now adays dont have enough money to buy cigarettes so they dont eat and crap to get cigarttes. Then she goes on to say OH IF U START SMOKING IT WILL LEAD TO DRUGS!

0.o WTH IS WRONG WITH YOu.
The little boy cant afford to buy cigarettes well below RM10 and you are saying they are going to start taking drugs? Hahah what drugs are you gonna buy JENKEM! hahahaha

For those who do not know what jenkem is , Its is a type of drug that gets you high and its free . Usually donw in Africa as people are poor . Here is how u make it . ITS HOME MADE.
Take a bottle
Take your shit(BERAK)
Take your pee
Take the bottle and pour or shove your shit in and pour your pee in .
Put a baloon over the top of the bottle cap
Leave the bottle out in the sun for a few days or if u want a few weeks
As you see the baloon is inflated with air(the air is methane crap)
Take the baloon . Try not to let the air out . Put it at your nose and INHALE!
You will halucinate in 10 seconds and it is said you can talk to dead people . Yes dead people . And when u wake up most people say there is a taste of sewage in your mouth . YUK.

So enough of Jenkem . What im trying to say is it makes no sense . Correct?

I have a suggestion. Its an easy one and very logical on actually .
So why do some teenagers smoke nowaday?
Well they are stressed or peer presure .
How to stop it?
Lessen the EXAMS?!
Am i not correct?
it provides a solutions to decrease the stress in students
Thus decreasing the number of people who smoke .
TATA like magic i solved it . A form 5 boy not even 17 years of age can OUT SMART a Principal of a school who is well over her 50's . Grats.

So enought of that crap
MY dad saved some of the pictures into the comp so ill show u abit of gayana

Pictures from Cavan's bday party

2009-04-27T17:17:00.002+08:00

Trying to dance XD

Making some love

Birthday boy!

Ernesha and I

Faith and I

So i got very few pics . The first one was from Hanafi somemore. I took so few because i dont have a camera and its kinda hard going around to everyone with my handphone and trying to take pictures int he dark XD so if i had a camera i would . Hopefully i get one soon =)

So all in all a GOOD PARTY!
Cavan nice one =)
Happy Belated Birthday dude!

Sunday The Best

2009-04-26T20:33:00.001+08:00

Today was at Cempaka Square for Cavan's Birthday.
It was real good!
Everyone got hyper and all .
We danced, played pool , karoke XD
I know sounds normal but hey it was good !

Pictures i seem to be having a problem wiht my phone so i cant bluetooth it to the comp nor can my card reader read the memory card so ill upload it when i fix it .
Till then
Dont go emo XD

Pictures from telematch(stolen pictures) Apple Derek Mitran

2009-04-25T17:21:00.004+08:00

Telematch

2009-04-24T21:41:00.003+08:00

Its been quite long since I've updated on whats been going around me . Here is an exciting thing to do . get a whole bunch of people make up weird ass games and make other people do it . Thank you Derek . XD

I had people i did not know in the team
The only people i kinda knew was Luke and Patricia (the twin)
So we had to do
lots of crap.

Thanks to Luke for eating my lump of flour crap XD
Thanks to my team for listening .
Ive realised something . Get a whole bunch of lower forms as ur team and they ACTUALLY listen to uou. WOW! amazing .

So pictures of me that can be found are on other peoples blogs so like ill steal them another day and you know post them up or something . In the mean time for those who are incharge of CF next year GOOD LUCK TOPPING THAT SUCKERS!(quoted)

So im over at Derek's house now for some male bonding so good luck guys XD

Up and Down Week

2009-04-20T22:16:00.002+08:00

This week has been a real roller coaster. After all the good weeks i have had so far this week has to be the most confusing .

Why i'd say this?

Firstly is i feel left out . Let go off. Broke apart from from people i care about . Maybe it was not on purpose but i mean i just feel that way . Maybe im overthinking things i think i am but hey im just telling u guys la.

Second i have also felt needed and also wanted . I have been needed by friends to be there for them . Maybe they do not realise but i am there for ya whenever you need me . Give me a call if anythings is wrong at whatever time of the day .

Third . I have been having to be careful with what i say as delicate issues have risen and eventhough its not mine i do not want to accidentally poke it cause i really do not want to screw anything in my life right now .

Fourth . I have also felt abit of freedom as my parents are away and have left the cat to play . But sadly i have not been in any mood to anything as there actually is nothing to do =.= I actually have been tired since they left i do not know why .

SO thats about the past 4 days or so and i think this is going to be a long week perhaps . Hopefully the sun will rise and shine light on the day . Love ya guys

Left 4 Dead and NewYorkNewYork

2009-04-18T23:14:00.004+08:00

After doing the bm oral project me Chris Derek and Dunstan went to 1 Borneo for dinner at NewYorkNewYork . Had a Yankee burger with Buffalo Wings and a Meat Plater . Filling man . After that we went to play Left 4 Dead and this is how it went down .

Derek: I hear a tank everybody split up.
Joshua: Move Move Move
Christopher: COME! Come into the safe house! We close the door the Tank CANNOT come in one and we can shoot it from inside .
Derek and Joshua: You SURE?
Christopher : Gurantee it cannot come in one la .
*All of us go into the train safe house*
*Tanker comes and tears the door open*
Derek : Chris! YOu said he cannot come in!
Joshua: YalOH ! OH CRAP!
Christopher : Holy Shyt ! Nevermind he cannot fit though the doors into the small space in the train.
*Tanker manages to get into the train*
Derek and Joshua: CHRIS!
Christopher : HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP! DIes . SHYT! My fault myfault that time i paly normal it cannot come in .
=.=

so anyways it was all in all good time .

Hypocrites

2009-04-18T12:50:00.003+08:00

Its been a long time i have held this in and i think its time for me to let it out . I wont be an angry thing just something i want to get out of my system .

You all i believe know what hypocrite's mean?
It means when someone says something then does the opposite later on .

There are many of these kind of people around us . Everyday if you observe well enough there are lots of them . i believe everyone is a hypocrite including myself at points of our life but there are those who stand out and just as a big fat neon signs that says I AM A HYPOCRITE . Why i say this is because they indulge themselves in telling people what to do that is correct but they themselves do wrong .

Alot of these people i fins are in churches . In general . As a little child i moved from church to church with my parents which had their reasons why they did so but at every church i went there were those KIND of people if you get what i mean . Im not saying all but im talkign about those VERY FEW people who are . I myself i admit i am not fully in faith with the Lord i admit cause i am still int he process of learning but i have been with faithful holy people and stood by them and you could just feel that their connection with God is jsut wonderful . I also have stood with those of hypocrites who talk and speak like a faithful righteous christian but in the end out of church they discriminate and do wrong far beyond anyone would think of.

These people ill tell you what they do
1st:They ask you to go to church saying its good for you as they go every week but they themselves do wrong even worse than you . And what is worse they REPEAT IT even when they know its wrong .
2nd: There are those teenagers just like me who self declare themselves as HOLY and say to me that i am not ready to listen to things . WHo are YOU to judge me . And at the same time these people say BGR is wrong when that person is in a relationship him/herself .
3rd: This is a true story : I have had people when my sister ask whether they want to go to club with me and afew others say INFONT or OUR face saying 'Thats not my scene' acting like a good christian but in the end we see them go there ORDER MORE DRINKS THAN US and DIRTY DANCE =.= who are you cheating tell me? You are jsut cheating yourself .

I myself am proud to be a christian and believe it is the right way to go . but it is these kinds of people that jsut make christianity seem like a joke . They make it seem like its so blind faithed. I mayself believe that many of you feel that there are these kinds of people i have shared my stories with others and they feel the same way . If you know who u are . CHANGE . The next time some hypocrite annoyes im gonna say it to your face .

Relaxed day > What i have needed

2009-04-17T21:52:00.002+08:00

Today i missed school . Thank God.
Anyways .
I went on an outing with my dad and afew family friends and it was GOOD .
We went firstly to Gayanna resort and had a walk around the resort . Went to see the rooms and the place where the marine biologists work . Forgot what it is called . Anyways the resort is VERY nicely done. Beautiful!
Room is beautiful!
5 star view of the sea.
Flat screen tv
Comfortable bed
Its like Heaven with a beautiful price on it . Atleast Rm 1000 per night . OUCH!
Anyways the pictures of the resort are with my dad so ill post them up another day.
The dining area OH MY GOSH .
There is a swiming pool overlooking the sea with a 5star restaurant which its food taste delicious but also at a price . hahah
SO anyways. My favourite part . We went to the marine biologist place and there was ALOT there that i wanted to see.
1st: They had bamboo sharks!
2nd: They had 2 Sand Sharks! And they are BIG! Ill post up pics later . I got to touch the sand sharks . COOL!
So anyways i went diving another thing that made my day all the better .
Anywyas im kinda lazy to post pics so i will leave that for another day .
Tata

Painful,Tired, Good day

2009-04-12T16:49:00.003+08:00

Yesterday
I went to the gym as usual and boy it hurt me the most . I think i pulled my muscle on my neck so it hurt like hell . Went home and slept at 2 but kept waking up everythime i turned. YEs that is home mcuh it hurt . I REALLY hurt.

Andwho
I woke up the next morning with a smile on my face(today) It was the day i was going to OPEN CEREMONY the boat that my dad bought with Uncle Peter Yong . Its a hobiecat 18footer . beautiful boat bought it second hand when it was only 10 months old . It was a good day to sail . No sun . not much rain . Just one problem . In the morning there was barely any wind . But that was int he morning . In the afternoon i went out for another round with Kerry and Ben Nair . That time the wind was stronger . FUnner . SO anyways i gtg . Bubye

Good Friday and Easter creeps near

2009-04-10T21:54:00.002+08:00

SO its Good Friday and soon enough it going to be Easter.

One thing rings in my mind tho
Im not questioning any religion. Its just a thought.
But
Why is it Catholics are not supose to eat meat on this day?
And why do they give out eggs on easter?

U may ask why i ask this quetions.
My answer is.
What significance does not eating meat for a day and hard boiled eggs have to do with the death and resurection of our Jesus Christ?
I for one cannot find any link .
Can you?

Then if we as people cannot find the link between nor can they explain why they do it then what is the point of doing it?
What is the meaning to do it if we dont understand what we are doing?
If anyone can answer my questions id like to hear it =) thanks .

Curiosity finds one answers.
Not being curious gets one killed .

What a week . How much mroe pissier can i get.

2009-04-09T22:07:00.003+08:00

Its been a long week .
Again.
And it seems its not going to stop here.
What is wrong with the world.
Why do teachers give so much homework that we cant even have just easter to ourselves.
Its just one day!
And you imbesells fill ti with homework.
And you complain u have to mark our books but who ask you to give us homework.
Congrajulations.
This is a case of the stupid teaching us younger generation.
How stupid can you get .
Idiots world.
Idiotic school.
Some idiotic classmates.
So not in the mood.
School sucks.
Braces suck.
internet STILL sucks.
Everyone pressuring me about SPM and exams .
Listen here
I KNOW ITS SPM
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE

Wish i could go diving.
Just take a day off form this stupid world.
Get away from stupid rules in school that makes no sense.
Get away from racist people who i wish i could kick their butts.
Get away from everything .
Just one day.
How good that would feel.

Why does crap always happen to me .
what an unfair world.
MHA is pissing me off.
Im gonna stop playing cause it annoys me down to my guts.

Braces

2009-04-07T16:02:00.004+08:00

Eff these braces ive had them on for going to be the 5th year and i dont see crap changes in my teeth .
They put on my bottom braces to PERFECT my bite. Its been 2 years and it still is the same .

I DIDNT EVEN AGREE TO PUT ON THE LOWER BRACES IN THE FIRST PALCE.

NOR DID I HAVE A CHOCIE WHETHER OR NOT I WANTED TO PUT ON BRACES IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Its like signing a deal witht he devil.
Have nice teeth but wear painful things and wear retainers after your whole life . URGH!!!

Wasting my time.
Pissing me off.
Ruined my WHOLE high school life.
Now every one is gonna go
Joshua?
Oh the guy who has a moehog and BRACES!

Hate braces.
It should be thrown to hell.

To hell with taking care of my teeth.
Ive had 4 years plus off bullshit .
I have had enough .
Who cares what my teeth looks like straight or not .
Its still going to come out yellow then have to go whiten teeth then have to go fill in the cavities.
It just leads to more problems .

Braces suck. Life ruiner

Bad Mood

2009-04-04T18:09:00.005+08:00

Why does everyone like to piss me off
When they know already what pisses me off .
=.=
what a world we live in

Pictures

2009-04-04T17:22:00.004+08:00

100th post!

2009-04-03T17:40:00.003+08:00

So today teacher changed our seats in school . Awesome man .
1: I have a drawer
2:Derek sitting closer
3:Keng is there

So its been a good day for me =)

So its my 100th post!!
Yay me.
cant believe i actually thought of writing 100th posts worth of crap hahah anyways i wanted to upload some pictures but hell its to laggy and im not really in a good mood so ill post it up some other day kay . nitez

Internet Melt Down . Its Pissing me Of so Im gonna Piss ON You

2009-04-02T21:23:00.000+08:00

So i went online today to send an email of pictures to a fried for a project and heres the thing . opening hotmail or any other mail was a struggle . it was SLOW . Its was Annoying . It was pissing me of .

So because streamyx pissed e off im gonna piss on them.

Hear me now and forever hold you peace.

To Streamyx

My dad pays you money to deliver us PROPER WORKING FAST internet BUT wjat you give us is what i liek to call shit that come out the PIGS butt . Yess . u heard me right . SHIT OUT OF THE PIGS BUTT .

Lemme explain why .

The PIG is your internet company .

The food that goes into the pig is the INTErNET CONNECTION

so lemme explain why there is shyt fo the butt of the pig

The internet reaches first the internet company signifying food .

After the internet is spread throughout the office the WORKERS THER DOWNLOAD PORN i believe

After downlaoding so mucha mounts of porn the internet line is cut in half and all he good internet line is absobed into the maddive download of porn in the office .

When the internet line is finished passing trough the company all the fast internet lines are used to downoad those horny little idiots porn and thus giving us crap internet or may i say THE CRUMBS of the internet .

So citizens of SABAH .

What are we paying streamyx for?

Is it internet?

Is it FAST internet?

We are actualy paying streamyx to subsiduzse to their massive porn downloading black market system whch they then sell porn at PETALING street and make money.

Caution:this is just a theory i made up cause im pissy .

But still my dad PAYS YOU MONEY FOR INTERNET AND U GIVE Us CRAP .

In example

Imagine you paying a whore for sex.(might not be the cleanest example but hell its the best)

Ok so IMAGINE paying a whore for sex

A large amount of money

But in the end the whore does ot give you sex.

Does that make you happy horny people who download porn happy?

What a week

2009-04-01T21:41:00.002+08:00

Piles of homework

Lost my Bm Pemahaman book

Lots of people asking me to borrow my Moral Project

Cikgu Azuri is an idiot who pretends hecan speak and write proper Englis when actualy he is suose to be speaking MALAY . Kepp to your stinking language cause you suck in English .

* Classssssssss . Shhhhhh. I waent too tell youu somethinggg. I am ssssooo to-tally gaehyyy*

Yes y freind that ishow he speaks. With his iditic marking scheme that got me a 70mark for Est .

Raining everyday

Physics had a test for NO FReAKING REASON

Pendidikan Moral is due this week

Im missing youth this weekend

Im so freaking tired this week for no reason . i wake up every morning blurr like hell .

So try and guesss.

Have i been having a good week?

I dont think so

So dont poke me in places you are unsure of

I might just blow at you

PomPom Island Trip

2009-03-27T17:22:00.004+08:00

It was a blast i tell ya! Here are some pictures =) havent gotten all of it but here are some . Lots of thanks to Dr Soon for the pictures and to Kristy for posting some of them up on Facebook .

Mantis Shrimp . Saw lots . If you put a glass infront of it , it cant crack the glass .

Starfish .

One of the many nudibarnches i saw

Turtle . The picture isn't so clear

A GIANT REALLY BIG Barracuda and it was alone . Alot of people say baracudas that are alone are crazy cause they usually swim in a school . I'm not sure whether thats a myth or not .

Moray Eel

Clownfish . As all you guys know Nemo . Learn the name . C.L.O.W.N.F.I.S.H . haha

And again but at a nicer angle.

If i am not wrong this is a Zebra Lionfish .

Sea ananome( has to be one of the nicest pictures)

Sea Ananome with cleaning shrimp if i am not wrong .

Ann,Rern,Lynn and Kristy getting onto the boat .

Looks like it was going to rain but it did not .

Beautiful sunset.

Where the magic starts.

Daniel(Dive Master)
As his chop on my Dive Log Book says:
Dived and Survived with Daniel =)

Loving it .

The company that made it the best trip ever.
So other things i saw were
-Mandrin fish
-Crown thorn starfish
-Lionfish
-Turtles
-Moray Eels
-Ribbon Eels
-Black coral
-Cleaning shrimp
-Blue-spotted stingray
-Giant barracuda
-Dragonnet
-Lobster
-Manti Shrimp
-Leaf fish
-Coral crab
-Hermit crab
-Flatworm
-Nudibranches
LOTS MORE!

I bought my dive gear from
David Goh
Borneo Sea Adventures Sdn Bhd
088-230000

He also owns Mantanani and PomPom resort so if any of you are interested you can call him too.
Good Diving!
Good Company!
Good Food!

So if anyone is interested just give him a call =)

I also HIGHLY advise everyone to consider to learn diving as it totally is worth it and if you love the water you'd LOVE diving .

More pictures may be up when i get them =)

Back to school

2009-03-22T17:00:00.002+08:00

Oh how i wonder if life was just all about what you lvoed to do . No money involved . All the stress would just fade away . Everyone would be happy . there would be no politic . There would be no judgement amongst us . There would be no rich nor poor . There would be no weak nor strong . How everyone would be as happy as they can be . Doing the jo they love at the same time food always being put on the table for family or themselves . How life would be so amazing . So perfect . So sinless. So blessed.

Unfortunately we aint like that .
We aint free
We arent able to do whatever we want
Money controls everything
Picking of jobs have to be done to put food on the table
Stress is always in your mind
Everyone is unhappy about atleast one thing

so what i am trying o say is ....

NOOOOOooooooo
SCHOOL IS Tomorrow!!!!!!
DARN IT how i wish the holidays went slower .
oh how i wish the dives were longer .
Oh well

Life is life
We have to live it
Its life

Looking forward to friends BUT not school .

As they say .

Smells like heaven, Burns like hell .

Im back baby

2009-03-22T00:02:00.003+08:00

So its been a really good week for me i can say.
DIVING
GOOD COMPANY
NEW FRIENDS

what more can i ask for .

So as u can tell the diving trip was a blast . I logged 11 more dives which means i went on every single dive that there was to follow . Now im up to 41 dives in my log which is still little but slow and steady wins the race .

Saw lots of things but i wont go into detail cause i saw alot but ill post up pictures soon from a really good photographer .

I joined Doctor Soon and his family and afew other dotors. The first day was abit boring cause i didnt get to click with the children much but the following days became a blast as son as we got comfortable with each other .
Thanks Doctor soon , Doctor Tan , Gianni,Gerald(kungkung) and others for the adult company .
Thanks LOTS to Kristy,Ann,Rern,lynn and little cutie Ian =) You guys made my trip all the better than i expected

Thanks Ah Pin an Daniel both of which are men i look up to . Humble Loyal and Great Friends and company . More over great dive masters.

So i gtg sleep . its late and diving isn something that takes little energy from me. Ill update bout the trip some other time kay . Till next time . Tata

Last post of the week maybe

2009-03-17T20:17:00.003+08:00

SO im leaving in about 10 hours and im gonna sleep early cause i gotta wake up at 5 .

Really excited!
Cant wait for tomorow!

So my last post i have decided to post pictures i guess. Not really sure what to do .
The pictures above are where i am going . ive posted them b4 but ill post them again to show u where im going .

Again i say i might not have phone line there or i wont be near my hp so if you cant get through to me keep trying cause ill leave my hp at a place where the is line . Like the maximum line is one bar but ill get it sooner or later . Fot those whoo can get through but i dont msg back or pick up means im diving and ill get back to you as soon as possible which would be around evening break or at night kay .

Things i bring
Normal packing things
Dive gear

Kinda done packing . jsut need my IC and medicine and im all packed .

So i gtg and finish up packing and everything so BUBYE . Gonna miss u guys .

2nd post

2009-03-17T14:42:00.002+08:00

Yea its kinda early but what the hell .

Dont you people every wonder how beautiful a happy ending just like a movie would feel . That after going through so much pain that in the end the one you most care for wihout telling her comes to you and just runs into your arms . For just that one moment everything is fixed . Problems go aways . Worries melt in her arms like u could feel she'll be there forever . That feeling that you dont deserve her but yet she loves you that much and puts away ur deformaties and just loves you unconditionally . The feeling where in ur heart you know you were meant to be . You know that you'll die by each others side and lvie a happy ever after life with children and a perfect home . For just one moment Life just seems so Perfect so In Place . HOw i wish i can feel that feeling .

WOW
That was abit emoish . But its true . That moment. Wow. Unbeateble .

NEways im still gonna post up tonight ,

Till the tata

Tomorow!

2009-03-17T11:13:00.002+08:00

SOOOOOO
ITS TOMORROW!
IM LEAVING TOMORROW!
WHOS LEAVING TOMOROW?
ME!!!
WOHHOOO EXCITED TO THE MAX .

So other than hat . I changed the picture ontop . I thought the Crazynessss theme was kinda old and i think ive out grown it sooooooo its no

TO DIVE FOR

YOu get the point?
To DIE for
To DIVE for?

YEA? get it ?
XD

So hope you guys like it . If any comments or suggestions just type it into the chat box and id be happy to reply .

Packed KINDA
Ready to go YEA

So this is gonna be the 1st post for today and there is one coming later at night right b4 i sleep to say goodbye and upload some pics ust to keep u the blog abit alive 4 i leave .

Till te tata

Excited

2009-03-16T16:28:00.003+08:00

So its the 2d last day im gonna be in kk and i am totally EXCITED . I know this is the 2nd blog pos for the day but what the hell . 2nd last day!! and still counting .

The sunburn on my back is killing me .ONLY my back is burned cause we snorkeled so much that the sun barely had time to burn my sack and bod in front.

In tekken Dojo i PSP i am a Champion . I dunnoe y . Its from 7 dan to shichan to expert to warrior to master to tioshua something dunnow how to spell then champion . Lol i have been playing abit off and on to pass time by .

So on wednesday who every meseges me o calls and u either cant get me or i dont pick up means im diving or there is no lin so ill try my best to get back to u ask soon as i can kay .

Island trip again was a blast!!

Oh yea i forgot to say this yesterday

LIVERPOOL WON!! 4-1 . On MU HOMEGROUND . Now whose team rocks . LIVERPOOL . Who has better players . WE DO . Whose players are arragont and beg on their knees to be transfered to Real Marid MU . Whose players kicked MU butts WE DID!
Many people go oh the last match Liverpool against MU 2-1 FLUKE not gonna happen again . Well WE DID IT AGAIN . this time it was 4-1! Who the underdog now . i dont watch football but i support liverpool . so i fell like singing a song.

AINT NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH
AINT NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH
TO KICK MU IN THE BUTT YO
CAUSE WE TO GOOD FOR THEM YO

AGAIN!

AINT NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH
AINT NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH
TO KICK MU IN BUTT YO
CAUSE TO GOOD FOR THEM YO .

2 days!

2009-03-16T10:21:00.000+08:00

2 more days to DIVING!!

WOHOOO
CANT WAIT

We Were Right Dude

2009-03-15T17:58:00.004+08:00

Hahah so me n Derek were right about the weather being okay cause it drizzeled for 1 minute . I repeat 1 minute and it was sunny the whole time on the island . Now tell me who rocks . WE DO! XD

Mitran as you have admitted
YOU ARE A GIRL
Yes A GIRL .

The day was really good. Really fun and seriously im not exagurating . We went snorkeling ALOT , eat , talk talk and lots more .

Snorkeling
1st time :We saw an EEL . OMG! During SNORKELLING! Lucky us. Funyy how Derek thought it was a snake XD. So fun the zebra and parrot fishes followed us everywhere we swam and it was a big school of them . SO COOL! Like you look around in the water all the fishes swimming around u . only one woord to explain it . BEAUTIFUL .

2nd time : We found the GIANT CLAMS! like 5 of them! wohooo SUCCESS! hahaha they were quitre big . Not full grown but still okok =) We saw like trigger fishes and stuff.

3rd time : We found cleaning warsse. Its a kind of fish that like cleans those fishes and turtle . Get what i mean? Like it eats the fungus and stuff . Same applies to humans . We put our legs there and we got a free clean from the fishes XD SEE WE GOT IT FREE! We dont ahve to go to some parlour and pay for fishes to eat of the dirt on our feet. WE GOT IT FREE XD

So we ate lunch there . Food tastes BEST when hungry after swimming so much XD

Aint nothing to see here XD

Island

WE VISITED EGYT!! Those tv pictures are ripping you off . this is how big it really is . XD

YEA!

2009-03-14T22:45:00.002+08:00

Plans

GONE

Girls

GONE

Men

1 GONE

Effort

GONE

Time to plan

GONE

FUN
STILL GOING ON! AIN'T NOTHING STOPPING US DEREK! WOHOOO XD

Equipment

2009-03-13T21:46:00.001+08:00

So the pictures are really blurr but wha the heck . I dont have a camera and is a 2 megapixel hp so yea. Only 2 pics .

BCD

Regulator
1st stage
2nd stage
Meter
Mask
Booties
Tong- tong stick

The day Before

2009-03-13T16:36:00.002+08:00

So went to chris hse to do project. Tired like hell XD picturesare at Dereks blog .

Sunday is island day . Not sur what we gonna do at the island but yeaXD

Today i kinda twisted or pulled or sprained im not sure my wholeright am from shoulder down to biceps and the who area of the bone behind nearthe back bone . This was caused by rugbi XD i was gonna tackle Edrea nbut someone came from my side and tried to tackle him to the my hand kena kepit in between them and kena pull behind me . Ouch .

Wednesday going to PomPom island !! WOHOO!! who the man XD going from wednesday to Saturday . 4 more days!!! ill ave a count down everyday XD

Today was a day not to forget . My dad brought me to buy DIVING GEAR . WOHOO!!! i got my own BCD,Booties(no not butt),Goggles, Tongtong stick ( not the real name but i dont know whats the real name XD) and most importantly Regulator .

THANKS DAD!

o its been a good week =) 4 more days!!!

oh yea

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITRAN AND AQILAH!! Getting older XD

Everything At Peace

2009-03-07T23:09:00.002+08:00

So today it all cleared up =) Thank you leader for clearing it with me . You are the few people i respect and look up to .

So all the anger is all gone cause me and my cell leader talked for awhile and explained to me what was happening and stuff . So thank you lots =) Really appreciate that you are there to listen =)

No more angry posts cause to day i declare it happy day .Why?

My mind has been cleared.
I went to the sauna then jacuzzi.
Sat by the jacuzzi READING. Yes i actually am reading thanks to Kimmy XD
Went for dinner but this time alone =/ but the view was nice and relaxing so read while looking at the view and listening to music.
Me and Jonny saw a bunch of Divers coming over for the coarse director diving course which makes me happy to see so manny enthusiastic divers jsut like me =)
Might go diving next week on saturday to Pulau Mengalum but be back in time for youth .
Might go for island trip.
Kimmy gets to keep her hp so can msg very seldom but atleast can =)

So everything today has worked out great for me today so no reasons to be angry=)

The Deep Sea

2009-03-07T12:41:00.002+08:00

Enought with the ranting . I'd like to talk bout something i love . The Sea.

So what my mind wonders about is . How much life is there under the sea? The sea is so vast that many people believe what we have discovered in the sea is only a small part of the vast ecosystem. Why would people say this ?
Well the populations we have found normally lives from a 40 m to maybe 200 m depth . but what lives deeper than that ? A human attempting to go below 100m i believe would get his lungs crushed by the amazing water pressure .
The biggest shark in the world currently lives deep in the depth of the water. There are fishes who like at 400 m down and some even to 1200m.

10,911 meters (35,797 feet)6.78 miles that is the deepest part of the ocean in the world . od you know what that means? It means is you put mount everest int o this part of the ocean it would vanish . It has been said and proven that the actualy highest mountain in th world counting it not form sea level but from the bottomw of the mountain to the top in actually a mountain in the sea . That means there is a mountain submerged in the sea which is HIGHER than MOUNT EFVEREST . Imagine what life can be found at such depths . What evolution has done to the populations that deep where light itself cannot penetrate . Facinating i find it .

Even knowing this OUR country especially lets sewage flow in to our sea OPENLY . What has that done? It has damaged coral reefs sto an extent that i believe it cannot recover . Sharks in our waters have been either killed for their fins or died from such polution . visibility in water in kk during diving at best would be 6 METERES! And that is if you are LUCKy . at average it has beeen only 32 metres for me .Imaginge visibility in Sipadan as it used to be could got up to 20 - 40 m . Yet ours is only 3-6 m 0.o imagina what sewage and poluted water we swim in .

My parents went to the market that day , They were selling Bumphead fishes . I afish which you would rarely fins in amrkets cause of its horrible tecture and taste . But yet fish mongers are forced to sell these fishes . Why? The number of fish population is decreasing DRASTICLY. I magine what kind of fish you would be eating next time?

The World I Believe Has No Cure .

Monday Blues

2009-03-01T20:34:00.003+08:00

I always hate it when the weekends come to an end . I means all then relaxing and Fun outing with friends come to and end . It means stress falls back on my shoulders . It means i start getting pissy with little things but yet feel so happy for certain things . It means i have to study . Haizz So many questions still ring.
Who made school?
Who made BM?
Who made Est i believe is a total Dumbo
Who made SPm cause id love to kick his butt .
Haizzz Life Is Boring .

Weekend was Good again =)
Neways i dont have much mood to blog now for no spesific reason so ill blog another time.
Till next time

Something Is Wrong

2009-02-28T12:55:00.002+08:00

I Just Realized Something Is Wrong With The World . So MANY people EMO-ing now oh 0.o Im not sure whether they really emo or just a blog post for fun but seems like alot of ppl are having emo probs 0.o People i never knew would be sad . People who always joked with me and played childfully not caring what age we are already . A big suprise to me 0.o Derek .. What advice do we have for them? I think you'd say what i'd say . And that is ...... Quick!To The Balcony! Before Its To Late! hahah . Neways its really weird 0.o

Joshua's Effective Program To Keeping Your Emotions At An Average Level
1) Balcony!
2)Lots Of Music (Not Emo Music . Better If Up Beat Music.)
3)Spend Time With Close Friends =)
3)Cycle (Only Works If Some Stupid Car Does Not Annoy You)
4)Guitar Hero
5) Scuba Diving =)

Follow theses steps and it MIGHT help XD No Gurantee.. Different people Different problems .
Ill Be Around To Talk To If You Guys Keperluan .

So usually my emo level is at normal but it aint anymore =) This week has been a really good week for me so happiness has filled my body =)

Whale Shark

2009-02-27T22:25:00.002+08:00

The WHALESHARK IS IN KAYKAY!! I SO WANT TO GO DIVING!! Ben was supose to get back to me bout diving this weekend but he hasn't got back to me yet =/ neways i called Robert(dive master) about the chances of seeing it is like slim cause they have been going out and they havent seen it . So my mum went like So How? Later Cannot see? .. I mean yea its a slim chance to see cause the sea in kaykay is BIG but i mean atleast i have that 5% or less chance to actually come close to seeing a whaleshark and say that atleast i tried rather than not try hand have a 0% chance sitting at home am i correcT? I yearly chance to dive and i had to get sick with flu,sore throat and slight cough int his week =.= i think i got it from fat boy . and i say to u MORON . Neways this week starting from Sunday has been good . What i realised was the presence of the whaleshark has changed nor affected anything on land 0.o i thouhgt people would talk about it at some point excited that a whaleshark is in kk as it comes every year somemore 2 came this year . Neways There are nice songs i jsut downloaded i think u guys would like the songs . Im not gonna paste some video cause i know u guys can go to youtube or download it XD
1) The Anthem-Pitbul ft Lil john
2)Heartless-Kanye West
3)All Falls Down-Kanye West
its a more upbeat type of song with abit of bass and some clubbing feeling to it . Hope u guys lvoe the song . Till next time tata

My Weekend =)

2009-02-23T16:51:00.002+08:00

So my weekend started of with my mum waking me up at 9 ON A SATURDAY to study =.= i know many might go 9? THATS LATE! Well not for me XD so i did abit of work BIO to be exact and headed to SMC to see an uncle of th grandfather so i dont know what to call him . Hs 91 and i dont remember him but i remember going to his house at Keningau . i stayed out most of the time cause te room was really suffy and well i just don like hospitals and its smell .

After Bm tuition me Jonny and Alex were playing Tekken on psp hahaah so fun! Headed for sutera and went tothe gym for awhile . FUIYOH i so BANGGA wear my MSSS shirt oh XD pula so easy to get in . Did ya guys hear?I ALMOST GOT IN TO MSSS but they chose till number 7 . I was number 8 =.=ANYWAYS .At te gym i did like weights mostly . Well technically all weights . And yes a skinny guy like me does weights hahah its o keep fit . Its a tough job to stay skinny XD NOT .

After gym i went for dinner with Kimmy =) . Started talking while waiting for the food which took really long but heck its a 5 sstar hotel its supose o be slow for the RELAXING effect i believe. We were almost ging to sit near the function tables but in the end we made the right choice to sit infront of the marina where the view was =) Realy nice and cooling . It was just the 2 of us suposed to be but SUDDENLY Jonny came which was a shocker and soon after Farah.Then the auckward time started cause we were having a real good time talking then 2 random ppl join 0.o
Sorry kimmy for the interruption . The next time we go out must somewhere we dont know so many ppl =) as u say 2 popular bha XD

Went to youth after solong of not going . So many newcoers that i havent seen b4 XD neways Church the next day was ood 2 . Went at like 10.04 and when i sat down there was like a crocroach (m to lazyto spell properly) right infron of my seat . And it was dead. In a 5 star hotel . 0.o neways kimmy came soon after and was like grosed by the scene of th dead thing so i covered it with te Church Buletin as like its graveyard . i wantd to write MayThisCrocroachRestInPeace but i didnt have a marker pen . After that nothign interesting happen . Hahaha

Till Next time

Things Id Love To Do

2009-02-22T16:09:00.010+08:00

Id like to Dive With Manta Rays

Id like to Dive With All My Friends Just Enjoying The Views Or The Underwater

Id Love To Dive With A Whale Shark

Id Love To Dive With A SeaCow(Dugong)

Id Love To Dive With Dolphins

Id Love To Bunge Jump Better Yet Near A Beach

Id Love To Dive With My Loved One Hand By Hand Sharing The Experience

So Many Things So Little Time .

Not Bothered

2009-02-20T22:56:00.003+08:00

I always think why am i even blogging . Why? I always talk to those who mean the most to me bout whats happening in my life . So why am i blogging? Well I guess it for those who dont really keep up with me alot . Its also cause its a place where i can just let EVERYTHING out if ya get what i mean . Its like i can type anything without anyone realizing that it is there and yet it is so public . So what today is about is i dislike people who keep pester others to update their blog when they themselves dont know the effort needed to put in to actually come up with something to type .

So the week ahs been long but not so good and yet not so bad . I went for MSSS for water polo but my team lost . 1stly we werent all swimmers as in training swimmers . 2ndly well come people in the team just scked. There was this one guy from All Saints form 3 i think who couldnt even thread water and he stillw anted to join . There was another guy who coouldnt even defend but yet still wanted to be a striker . Neways special thanks to Daryn from Maktab Nasional Form 3 for putting in 2 goals for us. Thanks to John Tin for blocking numerous goals in the last quarter . Thanks to the left hand defender who was with me all the way u did a good job . F*** the middle defender who came to my marked oponent when he had his own right in the middle who ended up scoring i say u are full or crap . Know how to talk but dont know how to play .

Derek there are no fishes in this sea .

This Is Going To Be A Short One

2009-02-18T21:16:00.001+08:00

So this week have been busy with Water polo MSSS . And es it is THAT easy to get into water polo MSSS. I went for one day of practice and i was in =.= Neways its been a good week i guess other than my hair getting cut by Hardizan on behalf of Anan bu hey its life . And plus th trojan army lost a very important spear man ahhaahjokes . Neways ive been really tired but its all good =) life stll goin on as normal =) Thats about i for today . More info next time . Abi busy now . Tata

Sorry Kimberley i couldnt msg back =(

Leeches

2009-02-16T17:35:00.002+08:00

I dislike people who use me .F
I dislike people who use my friends .U
I dislike people who leech on me for projects .C
I dislike people who ALWAYS leech on me for projects .K
I dislike people who don't dp their part of the project properly and in the end i'm the one doing all the work .T
I dislike shit stirrers.H
I dislike bullcrap .E
I disllike people who don't give a damn about something which in the end i always have to solve myself for a group of 4. W
I like it when certain people are in my group cause they get the job done no problems .O
I dislike actors (shit stirrer) .R
I dislike drama not the show the like things.L
I dislike people budging into my business .D

WOHOO fun post .Derek . Theres something here that we talked about today . Do you know what it is? nyahahah

It starts all again . Its like 2 days aint enought no more

2009-02-15T20:43:00.002+08:00

So its Sunday again so this is going to be a short one . I hate MOndays as its the start off all shit in school like stress irritating teacher, and stupid homework.. I HATE IT. Today wasnt a very good day i guess . Didnt do much except finish of the BM project . Afternoon went cycling cause some other plans were canceled off so went out with Victor as usual lepakleapk oni loh .

One thing i realizead that my friendster comments like a WHOLE chunk of it got lost into thin air . And my friends vanished. Sherene and her friends vanished from facebook togather with their comments on me 0.o

gtg

It Comes To An End

2009-02-14T23:30:00.003+08:00

The day that your bf only loves you out of th whole day has ended rright the second after midnight XD im just mssingwith you . Its been a great day for me no in the love sense but i mean its been a normal day =) through out the years ive always thought valentins day was a bad day for singles but actually i realized tere are alot of my friends who are just ike me longing for someone like jsut a friend to spend the day with . I guess it can be called as a sense of not being alone on the one day of the year filled with LOVE. ut yet i have learned the day isnt about just love. It about the fredoms some singles enjoy not having to surprise anyone with roses , Its the day where people tell others their feelings , Its a day when almost everyone is happy because everyone is nice on the day , Its the day that differences are put aside just o enjoy the one day .

Enough about the LOVE. Id like to share something. Over the years from form 1 to form 4 i actually dont realize what i was doing nor remember alot . I real dont know why. But i guess it happened to fast . All the new friends , sudde liking to girls . i was uncontrolable. I alwas thought in my younger years that more friends were better . But over the years i started learning things . I learned to slow my life down and sit down and thinkjust for abit before making a decision . Ivelearned most importantly who my Real Friends are . I have learned that there are som friends i can lean to and not just hide and bottle up my pains just inside myself without letting it out . Ive learned to trust . I have learned that come rules aremade for a reason b et i still think some are still made to be broen XD ive learned i have people i respect that i didnt realize back when i was young . I have gone through pain and happiness but yet mymind only remembers happiness. Aint that funny? XD the way the mind thinks and learns . Adapts yet takes away uneeded things is one of the wonders of the world that science itself cannot seem to recreate.
What im saying is ive come to realize that the changes that i do not want to happen as i said posts before is happening and yes there are disadvantages to them but at the same time tere are advantages . life works in weird ways .Ways i wish one day i could understand .=)

Happy Valentines Day

2009-02-13T21:47:00.002+08:00

So i know its early but HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE! I know its supose to be LOVE day but i have a ffew thoughts to share . 1stly Who made up valentines day? And why? Cause as a man is supposedly suposed to give flowers to his gf to show her his love . Here is the unlogical thing DOes that mean the man only loves u for one day of the YEAR? NO right? To all the people who are suckers for this day im sorry to say It is just very commercialized . I would say TOO comercialized. I mean roses are sold at atleast Rm10 a stalk WTF and men who actually buy these flowers id say isnt very smart i mean no offence but RM 10 for a rose?

I mean i know i am being cheap but why buy flowers for a girl when they are going to die anyways?

Why not buy her something useful or dinner? Maybe something she likes?

Maybe SOME girls find it romantic like WOW HE GAVE ME ROSES . But id say girls who fall for roses are just weak . Who in the world made roses the sign of LOVE? I mean if you judge your bf on how many roses he gives u for valentines day then you are just counting on his money rather than how much he loves you .

I mean yea i might buy my gf in the future roses but that is if she REALLY wants it . Let me tell you somethign girls . Altho guys like me dont find it logical to buy roses we STILL DO when the time comes . WHY youd ask? Its cause thats what we boys do. We give the girls what they want most of the time but yet some wives still question the doings of their husband saying they are useless but yet the husbands are making money for the family .

I for one believe YES the men should allways make the first move but it wouldnt hurt for the girl to make some to . Thinking bout all these things is just very stressful for men and at the same time we have to act cool about it . Men are torn between whether she will say yes or no . Whether she would like it or hate it . Would she appreciate it or not . Would she comment on it?

SO what id like to say is LOVE is very complicating at times but for those who has someone to spend it tomorrow id like to say Congrats =) and Hope you enjoy the day =)

If only i had balls . If only this was the day . If only you knew. If only it was that easy .

My Legs Up Your Butt If YOu Dont Stop This Bullshyt

2009-02-10T20:13:00.005+08:00

Im PISSED and If you are just making this lil person up for you advantage or even if this person really is real and is wanting to hurt u? GOOD 4 U . Thats what u get for telling my friends BULLSHIT you effing SHIT STIRRER . Im in no mood dealing with my own issues in school and i dont need all this bullshit right now . This week was supose to be a good week for me but U effed it up . If i find out its you or some real person? Ill kick the living hell out of you and im serious . Im not going to punch u allitle just for fun or scare u . if this really goes on? ID seriously kick your ass . You are getting on my nerves and you are pissing me off . Wasting my Time . Ruining my week . And telling my friends bullshit . OR even making this little person up . If the person is real well HI TO YOU and what you do I REALLY DONT GIVE A DAMN. BUT! My life Is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS . YOu have NO i repeat NO RIGHT to BARGE INTO ANY ASPECTS OF MY LIFE . INCLUDING MY FRIENDS OR LOVED ONES . DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR! IF YOU DO AND I HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT THIS ILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE PORK SHIT OUT OF YOU . My last words for you . F*** You .

Your Guardian Angel

2009-02-08T00:18:00.003+08:00

Soo this is a vid that me dunstan and chris jsut made jsut now cause we were like bored .Its Your Guardian Angel by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus . 1st singer is me . 2nd Singer is Christopher Ho . 3rd Singer is Dunstan . Last verse is all of us together . It does not sound the best but hope you guys like it . Till next time.

Why Does Life Have To Be So Complicated

Mind My Language

2009-02-07T12:23:00.003+08:00

I Hate Shit Stirrers . May They Die In Hell
Definition oh shit stirrers (from the dictionary of Joshua) :

1) Tell other people bullshit just for fun or to get attention
2) People who budge into other people's business when it has nothing what so ever to do with them.
3) People who just want attention and do whatever it takes just to get his/her 15 minutes of fame with friends .
4) Making Shit Up just to get something you want or someone .
5) I'm sorry to say this but People Who Self Proclaim They Are Holy . Whoever You Are You Are A Shit Stirrer To Me .

I Have Alot More But Ive Decided To Keep It To The Main Points . To Shit Stirrers Out There . F*** You .

Jokes

2009-02-07T00:19:00.002+08:00

A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her
mother told her, "God sent you."
Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
He sent them also," the mother said.
"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been no sex in this family for 200 years!
No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here."

Joke 2
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community.
All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home,
but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he
took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door.
The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the
collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening
his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at the door and knock.
If any man hears my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will
dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was 
afraid, because I was naked." 

Joke 3
A confused nine-year-old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or
female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,” Well God is both male and
female."

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"

At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,

"Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly
asks...

"Is God Michael Jackson?"

Joke 4
One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."



His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug
store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose
your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."



Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine
sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in
the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some
noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out
popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis
elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be
better in two weeks.



Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was
and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if
this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed
together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples
from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the
concoction.



He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the
sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise
and printed out the following message:



Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms.
Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a
rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They
aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your
tennis elbow will never get better.

Joke 4

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets
handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird
with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks
why.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird
with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and
says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets
handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two
guys ask, ''Why?''

''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a
stone.''
   
Mind the dirty parts or any offensive things to certain people . They are just jokes and nothing more.

Quietness At Home

2009-02-06T13:12:00.005+08:00

My sister left on Wednesday and well its been really quiet at home as usual when my sisters aren't here . So ive been kinda studying and been busy with the whole excel exam and well i would say it was a waste of my time . Everyone either had answers or questions =.= Why have the stupid exam in the first place . I mean only Sabah has this exam you know . NO ONE ELSE IN WEST MALAYSIA EVEN KNOWS BOUT IT . They think we are dumb . They think we are dumber than Sarawak cause they think we cant freaking talk english and bahasa melayu which is a total lie . Hey Politicians . WHAT THE F*** are you doing!!! You never come to Sabah and see we are actually better then ALOT of you states in west malaysia? Total sakai these people i would say . You judge us comparing us to Kuala Lumpur and Penang but if you guys compare us with Kelantan , Melaka , EVEN ipoh . Who do you think better? US BY A BIG MARGIN! Dont believe me go explore youself . You politicians are supose to take care of us but yet all you ever think of is what would help you make the most profit . You think of whether Ur race is benifiting more than others . WHAT ABOUT US! What about us Chinese and Indians . You talk bout democracy but how far does this democracy go? As far as to our houses garage? U know how faar it should go? It should go all the way up ur A**. You deserve it . Think b4 you So soemthing as STUPID as making an excel test jsut becuz u think we are stupider than other people when you yourself are not EDUCATED ENOUGH TO EVEN THINK LOGICALLY . My friends our lives are in the hands of people dumber than we form 5s. I bet if you put one of them in ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER that he/she would lose the first question . i can imagine it now . WHAT IS 1+1 ? he answers: 11? ... lol

Enought bout the rants i bet you guys arent even gonna read that . Sooooooooo im totally bored now . I need something to relax me . Something to take my mind of thinking what i should do . Haizzzz neways i gtg . Got to perfect the oral english assesment script . bubye

Night of Income

2009-01-30T14:06:00.001+08:00

Last night my mum , sis and I went to my aunts hse ,Aunty Doris , So we went there and played with my cousins twins . They are so cute!!! hahaha so we started playing jinrummi until like 3!! hahaha so talking bout the week now Monday night i went to Rumba for Edberts Bday haha FUN night =) everyday there was atleast 4 open houses . Wednesday went to RUmba again cause it was the bands last night and a little preview from the new band . HONESTLY the new band totally sucks . LET THE OLD BAND STAY!!! so anyways NOthing much after that . Have another open house tonight and tomorow maybe island if i skip tuition . At night going to Rumba again tomorow for the last time b4 my sister goes . well ig ot nothing more to say so here are afew pics.

Flaming Lamboguini

Till next time

CNY

2009-01-29T12:24:00.000+08:00

SO this week has been busybusybusy .

I seriously havent just sat down at home and watched tv till today . WOW miracle . NExt month volume 4 of HEROES is coming out!!! cant wait!! nyahaha I decided not to go out today cause like tonight going out for dinner and most probably after for drinks with cousins so resting at this time is totally good . The harvest or money this year was average i guess . The record for the most houses in one day this year is 6 in ONE day ahahah still havent beaten the record last time when i was young which is 7 . Totally good thing i was to young to realize unlike my sis who had to suffer through all the 7 . THANK GOD! This week i guess was not good not bad cause something good happened and something bad happened =(

Jokes of the day
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"

The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?

Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"

The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"

"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"

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One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a Mercedes. The second guy went to heaven and had cheated on his wife 2 times and he got a Ferrari, then the third guy went to heaven and said that he had never cheated on his wife and he got a Bentley. Then one day the third guy was all sad and depressed and the first and second guys asked him what was wrong and the third guy said, "I saw my wife the other day" and the first guy said "yeah, so" and the third guy said " she was riding a skateboard"

Happy Chinese New Year Eve

2009-01-25T16:57:00.000+08:00

ITs chinese new year the time for us Chinese to collect some money n get rich for awhile XD Well id jsut like to wish everyone a happy chinese new year =)

Day

2009-01-24T23:36:00.000+08:00

Today i didnt do anything interesting but i went for the vell goup outing and it was fun! Me, Joshua Ronald , Darian and Addie went to the cyber for an hour while the others played boardgames at carca . We palyed Left 4 Dead and i tell u IT IS GOOD! I thought Chris they all were just exajurating on how good the game is but i tell u ITS SO TRUE! Its funner to p[aly in a group . The game is very nicely done . So thats all that was interesting that happened ill post another joke or 2 for u guys . I dont want this blog to be serious so joeks are the way XD
Joke 1
Jesus was nailed up on the cross. The crowds were all around him. From on the cross Jesus cries out "John..."

John, hearing this, rushes up to his Lord. Before he can get close a Centurion grabs him and cuts off his right foot and throws him back in the crowd.

Again Jesus cries out "John..."

John again fights his way throughout the crowd. The Centurion grabs him and cuts off his left foot and throws him back.

Jesus cries out yet again "John..."

John drags himself through the crowd with his hands only to meet the same Centurion who cuts of his right hand and throws him back into the crowd.

"John..."

John manages to crawl through the crowd pulling himself along the ground by his left and manages to sneak past the Centurion this time. He drags himself over to the cross and looks up at his Master and says "I am here my Lord. What is it?"

Jesus says "John... I can see your house from up here."

Joke 2
A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
The man asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
The man asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."

Joke 3

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school . Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!

Joke 4

Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the The first man told the others, “My son is a home builder and he’s so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free.”

The second man said, “My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He’’s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs.”

The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, “My son is a stock broker and he’s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio.”

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business The first man mentioned, “We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?” The fourth man replied, “Well, my son is gay. I’m not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio.”

Hope u guys found them funny as i did =) tata